The story
Trapped in a horror game, and she can't see a thing.
She gets sucked into a horror game, and because she's nearsighted, everything around her is one big blur. So the creepy little girl in the bloodstained dress becomes her daughter, the final boss becomes her husband, and the old ghosts haunting the place become her doting parents. The first time she meets the boss she grabs his abs, tells him he's got a great body and says it's a pity he's on the short side. He's so mad he laughs, picks up the head he'd been holding, puts it where it belongs and asks if she still thinks he's short at six foot one.